FAMOUS QUOTES

Say what you want and be who you are because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind

If we are going to teach 'creation science' as an alternative to evolution, then we should also teach the stork theory as an alternative to biological reproduction

I usually say no to temptation, except when I cant resist it

75% of statistics are made up on the spot

Some love comes like a wind off the sea, while others grow slowly from the seeds of friendship

Our greatest glory is not in never failing, but in rising up every time we fail. -- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Don't wait for your ship to come in. Swim out to it.

Love is what happens when imagination over-rides intelligence!

To know the meaning of life is to defeat the purpose of living.

I think the United States is a warning, rather than an example to the world.

It's only wrong if you get caught.

I drink to make other people more interesting

Assume nothing, but expect everything

Why is it that everyone that drives slower than you is an idiot and everyone that drives faster than you is crazy?

When one door closes another door opens; but we so often look so long and so regretfully upon the closed door, that we do not see the ones which open for us. --Alexander Graham Bell

It is ridiculous claiming that video games influence children. For instance, if Pac-man affected kids born in the 80s, we should by now have a bunch of teenagers who run around in darkened rooms and eat pills while listening to monotonous electronic music

The greatest love and the greatest success involve the greatest risks

Speak slowly, Think quickly.

A woman has the form of an angel, the heart of a serpent, and the mind of an donkey.

I either want less corruption, or more chance to participate in it.

Do everything in moderation but at the same time do everything to the extreme.

The sleep of reason breeds monsters.

When it is unsaid you are the master of the word. Once said you are its slave.

Religion is the opium of the people.

Isn't it funny how the mood can be ruined so quickly by just one busted condom?

Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.

Reality is just for people who can't handle drugs.

From the moment you are born you begin to die.

This planet could be another worlds hell.

A person may apear a fool and yet not be. He may only be guarding his wisdom carefully.

No matter how far you have gone down the wrong road, turn back.

That which does not kill you will only make you stronger.

When an opportunity comes, do not let is pass by, yet always think twice before acting.

Life is just a dream on the way to death.

We can only appreciate the miracle of a sunrise if we have waited through in the darkness.

Break the bones and the body will heal. Break the spirit and the body will die.